Everyone should have the opportunity to let their families know ahead of time what they want on their tombstone.  You know, in addition to the boring stuff - DNRs, Power of attorneys (medical & total), living wills, full wills,  embalming/cremation, organ donation, ect...

"Lumberjack" Jason De Arte 1972 to <insert date here> * Loving and Devoted Husband * Provider for His Family * Partialy Responsible for the Downfall of western civilization * Failed saving throw

Hopefully there will be enough money in the life insurance policy to hire a professional to carve it into granite.  You can only go so far with MSPAINT