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Individual Entry Archive: The Experiments of Jason De Arte - Evil Lawn Dart Master, Toy Maker and Professional Software Engineer
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Unemployment | Friday
We would like a sample please
Posted by Jason on Friday August 05, 2005 03:57 PM  |  Permalink

In order to get the job, I need to pass a drug test and a background check. Since I have no memory of ever robbing a bank, steeling a car or doing anthing nefarious (besides a few traffic tickets over the years) - I'm sure I'll pass that one with no probems. How can I be sure? Well a after the drug test from hell ( I drank A LOT of water beforehand to be sure that I could give a sample, but then they couldn't find the autorization so I had to wait with a full blader for over an hour ) I spent the rest of the afternoon at the DMV.
Well, since I have a few free days - why not suck up all that time in the offices of an underfunded state agency renound for it's customer queing systems? ;-)
This time I had two tasks - transfter a custom license plate to the VUE for Bren, and get a motorcycle license.
Oh, and since I my normal class C is going to expire in THREE YEARS FROM NOW, they thought it prudent to make me re-take the class C test as well. [sarcasm]Thank's DMV - not only did you save me from having to come back in 3 years and wait all over again - you sprong a pop-quiz that effects my ability to get to and from work! [/sarcasm] To bad I didn't study for that test.

Long story short, I passed the Class C, got the Motorcycle learners permit, and transfered the plates to Bren's car. I'm sure if I had any outstanding warents or anything evil - I wouldn't have been able to get out of there alive.

Now I can ride the Vespa ET2 that I won in a contest 2 years ago! What can I say - I've been very busy.
Vrrm Vrooooommmmmm! oh, I mean "put put put put put put....." It's only a 49cc 2cly motor-scooter-cycle that maxes out at 40mph.