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Posted by Jason on Thursday June 09, 2005 11:39 AM  |  Permalink

OK, so I've been kicking around the idea of going back to school and getting a degree. I would love to be able to take the time and get a real BSCS. That's right - I actually WANT to take a compiler design course.
But my bigest problem is that I can't take the time off and do the full time student thing.

As a result I've been contacting all sorts of accredited colleges that offer night and/or online programs. So far Phoenix.edu looks like the quickest. Sure they do the morally questionalble "applying life experince to credits" thing, but I could get a simple BS in IT in 12 months.
I'm realy trying here, but I just can't shake the slimy-diploma-mill feeling. Maybe it's because of emails like this (contact and names removed per the uninforcible confidentiality note at the bottom)....
From: [HIDDEN_PHOENIX_PERSON_NAME] [mailto:[HIDDEN_PHOENIX_EMAIL]]
Sent: Monday, May 23, 2005 9:07 AM
To: 'HIDDEN_MY_EMAIL'
Subject: Your Degree....

 
Hi Jason,
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HIDDEN_PHOENIX_PERSON_NAME
 

HIDDEN_PHOENIX_PERSON_NAME

Enrollment Advisor

University of Phoenix

Diamond Bar Learning Center

HIDDEN_PHOENIX_PHONE (toll free)

Fax HIDDEN_PHOENIX_FAX

Mailto: [HIDDEN_PHOENIX_EMAIL]

 

Click Here to Apply Online and Verify Admissibility!

 

 View Degree Information Here!

 

 

Apply for Financial Aid PIN?

"People begin to be successful the minute they decide to be."

 

College graduates earn 60% more income than a high school graduate, and those with advanced degrees earn 8.5% more income than a person with a high school diploma. Source: National Center For Education Statistics (2003)

 
 

CONFIDENTIALITY NOTE: This communication contains information belonging to [HIDDEN_PHOENIX_PERSON_NAME], which is confidential. The information is intended only for the use of the individual or entity named above. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, distribution, or the taking of any action in reliance on the contents of said information is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication by error, please delete it from your computer and notify us immediately.

 


BTW: there were A LOT of links to alter :/