I'm sorry, but it appears that your negative experience is a statistical anomaly and most likely unreproducible under closed laboratory testing. Please move along - there is nothing to see here.
If this error is in error, please click [here] to report it so that it will frustrate our software testing staff to no end.
If this is not the first time you have received this error, then one can only assume that YOU are the statistical anomaly.
Have a nice Day.

Maybe I shouldn't read The Hitchhikers Guide books when writing error messages?